Well ladies and gents, I am pleased to announce that I am currently in the possession of 12 brand-spanking new, hot off the presses copies of 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee scripts!
After a sojourn (back) to the 16th floor of the Cathedral and hauling the small but heavy cardboard box back to my dorm, I FINALLY got to do a read through for myself. The script is possibly the funniest thing EVER... and I lost count of how many times I randomly busted out laughing while going through it.
By far, the best part is the outrageous words and definitions. Here's some of my faves:
Word: Apoop
Definition: Toward the back; to move astern on a boat.
Sentence: Guido, the seasick Italian sailor said, 'Scusa me, boys, but I'm a-gonna go apoop!"
Word: Ecdysiast
Definition: A striptease artist
Sentence: Politically correct Tom told his son, use Ecdysiast, the word "stripper" is insulting.
Word: Jihad
Definition: A holy war by Muslims, a hostile campaign for an idea or belief
Sentence: Billy, quick, duck behind this western wall. I think I see a Jihad coming.
Let the lolz begin.
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